WGMG XVIII: White Girl, Maad City???


October 26, 2013 at 3:33pm

White Girl,Maad City??? –

“Fuck what you think, I’m too busy, that’s why you leave a message

Born a perfectionist, guess that makes me a bit obsessive

I piece letters together and get to talkin’ reckless

Owl chains like credentials, you know you see the necklace

My life’s a completed checklist

I’m tired of hearin’ ’bout who you checkin’ for now

Just give it time, we’ll see who’s still around a decade from now…”

So let’s address the elephant in the room and see how long it takes before Amanda Bynes tries to f**k it.

(2 minutes. What you think?)

If I had a nickel for every time a pop singer took their clothes off for attention, more than likely $200,000 of it would go towards my daughter’s future college funds. The rest would get taken by “Obamacare”. (dude, they’re not gonna keep letting you get away with that.) Sorry. But, I gotta ask this. Why are people really that mad at Miley Cyrus? No really. Why? I mean looking back at the track record of female pop singers, why is whatever she been calling herself doing considered to be so shocking? (well, she’s shaking her spine into married peoples crotch, getting high and I think she’s been letting a couple rappers fu-) Maybe, it’s because she’s supposed to be this Disney star that was the face of every tweeny girl in America that wanted to talk abnoxiously loud and act an adult trapped in a tween body (… the f**k is a tween??). Or maybe, the majority of America that built her up to be this super clean pop idol now has to sit back as their creation gets turned into the greatest threat to wholesome values since the first debut of the Marshall Mathers LP. Great! Another white person with a black following, is just what we need. It’s like watching this pretty little, corny ass, pimple country, lilly white girl blossum in front of your eyes into this swagged out, chain wearing, white chick from across town that can dance eroticly and stay with a clique of greasy ass, McDonald Chicken wings eating, n****s with no diploma, yet got all kinds of illegal tender (you mean money?). Rolling blunts, popping mollys and sticking up other rich white kids from her area. And that’s who’s coming over for dinner! (we’re gonna have so many angry letters for this) Yet, with this image in your head is it really justified to hate this “newMiley Cyrus? Britney Spears was naked and getting high for years while being a ratchet ass mother, but even she eventually got a pass and saw success. Christina Agui-uh… Agilar… (it’s ok. Sound it out) Umm… (he’s got this) Agrill-lella? (close enough. Keep on.) Christina Agorilla was getting naked. When Christina Atortilla was getting extra dirty for her records to hit (records made with pot smoking rappers), now she’s a legendary diva to the world. Why? Is it because she stopped pretending to be the slut that made her a megastar? No, it’s because she’s rich to the point that she knew she no longer had to. In the business of entertaining others, no quote holds more truth than the words D’Jango spoke to partner about defending his way of pretending to be something he wasn’t in order to gain what he truly wanted.

“In my world, you gotta get dirty… So that’s what I’m doing. I’m getting dirty.”

And let’s be completely honest, there has always been a slew of others that had to get dirty and take it off for your hard earned “respectable dollars” towards their record sales. (you mean the one we all download for free?) Don’t chastise Miley! Start with Janet Jackson, Britney Spears, Christina Allahlella, Cher, Rihanna, Shakira, Katy Perry, Kesha, Mariah Carey even Lady Gaga and I think she just did it just to do it.(yeah! and she already had people buying hers shit) They’ve reaped and continued reaping the benefits of stripping and whoring themselves for super stardom. One of the real truths behind all of this that nobody is willing to address is that each one of these media whores had to drop down and get their eagle on, ass naked for some change whether their families approved of it or not. Some amazing women had to turn their backs on their families, their morals and their faith just to make money off of YOU (the fans). Most of them will never be the same again like Lil’ Wayne after Tha Carter III (Tha Carter IV was nice. he just had a cold, that’s all.) or Kobe Bryant after his fifth championship (now wait a gottda-). However, the wealth accumilated over that dark period allows them the financial freedom to take as much time as they need to “learn from their mistakes” and “grow as a person”. The other polarizing truth revolving around the dynamics of all of this uproar she’s gotten lately is that now everyone has a problem with her (seriously, how do you piss off midgets?) Her mere presence calls for a lawsuit followed by a blood test for STD’s (whoa.). Then I start to think… Maybe this was the plan all along. The girl couldn’t market enough of her older shit to sell so she begins to embrace a culture that is currently dominating more than 67% of pop music, fashion, language and culture itself. Now you have a new pop queen that your kids will get behind because, they grew up to her and followed her career. So you may see more tween-agers, more children, (more statutory accusations) even babies twerking for the cameras. But hey it’s got your attention, right?(worldstar!)


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